by Jaybot » Apr 3, 2001 @ 4:47am
Yeah, I know, I used to get that shit all the time too. First it's "is that a palm?" I politely respond "ggrrrr! no, moron." <br>"well what is it"<br>"it's a pocket pc, leave me alone, i'm trying to beat quake again!"<br>"quake? whats that?"<br>"........nevermind, go away (unless it's a hot chick at the bar then i say) wanna see somthing cool?"<br>"no, not really. hey can that thing get on the internet?"<br>i used to have to say, "yeah, .. but i'm busy right now, and i don't want to." and they would say "pfft! loser... even palms can do that!"<br>oooh that infuriated me, so for awhile I would lie and say, "pfft! of course it can, let me show you!" and then I'd try to trick them with avant go.<br><br>But now I get to say "pfft! yeah, why? wanna see?" then I just take out my cell phone and go <click> <click> and I'm connected in less than 20 seconds (i like msn now), and now I get all the ladies!! yeah, that's right!<br><br>Or, sometimes i'm already on the net at a bar drinking, when people walk up, yup it's that convenient, (and hardly consumes any battery power, especially compared to CF lot cards <ugh!>)
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