We could start an election: "Who Will Be Our New Moderator?". And here are the candidates:<br><br>Paul: German, right? Has as many stars as a Field Marshal. Everybody says he doesen't have a girlfriend (but that will change with your new mod powers, Paul).<br><br>Shapeshifter: His name complicates things because it's to long to write when we start to flame the moderator. Has first to change to something shorter, like Chameleon. You have a girlfriend, right?<br><br>Maggie: She's a girl. And, uh...she's a girl. That's all it needs.<br><br>Diego: Has enough stars to make a Division General blush. Is from Brazil and writes "bah" when he's frustrated. And has a dust free iPAQ.<br><br>Village Ideot: He's the sixth member of that band, Village People, remember them? Has only enough stars to make major (reserve), but the way he's posting he'll get the forth star with oak leaves, swords and diamonds before my iPAQ arrives.<br><br>Moose"Alces alces"Master: We don't know yet if reelection will be permitted. Anyway, he already has a SLK and a Lexus, so he made enough with the moderator buisness by now. Have to set a second ballot to see if reelection will be permited.<br><br>And here are your candidates. Think before voting, take your vitamins and send your vote! May the best man, or uh...girl (hi, Maggie) win.
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