Okay, this shouldnt be too hard for some peep to do, as I know how some of the guys on this board can be VERY convincing
The first person to get the game Snails (including the website and the game, not just a picture of some random snail, you smartass) to get mentioned on http://slashdot.org, and provide proof of it, will get a free copy or two of snails, and possibly a free Snails hat or something.
Mentioning things about how it's incredible or how it's better than Worms (or possibly a legal controversy, gasp! *don't worry, it really isn't *) and pocketpc, and stuff like that should get your foot in the door.
Good Luck!