by James S » Jul 26, 2003 @ 7:27pm
You see, Div by zero is the key to the Universe, life, and prosperity.
Say you have one pie. You want to divide this pie into pieces. You cut it in half, in quarters, and you have nice convenient slices. You cut the pie an infinite number of times and it no longer exists. You cut the pie until you start splitting atoms, protons, electrons, all the way down to quarks. You've completely decimated the pie until its latent energy has been dispersed into an unmanifest form... Now you don't want to divide the pie, you want 1 WHOLE pie. So you divide it by one. You've got the original untouched pie. (I'm just coming up with this stuff as I go along, so if it doesn't seem like it's going anywhere, you're right) Maybe you want to divide the pie you've divided in quarters back into one whole pie. So you divide it a negative number of times, you rebuild the pie. But that's all unimportant.
What happenes when you divide the pie by zero times? ... That's the process of making the pie. When you divide by zero, you create. The opposite of division by infinite, which is complete destruction of the object on every possible meta-physical level of which we are aware. This, if you have a pie, and divide it by zero, you create more pies. Creation spurs in a logarithmic pattern until it reaches infinite. That's the only logical answer! As I've been saying. Division by zero is desireable. Division by zero IS creation. I will ... CREATE INFINITE PIES!
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