by Theodoric_of_York » Nov 1, 2004 @ 2:02am
In my line of work, I must constantly determine what is causing an imbalance of humors in my patients. Is it a toad in their stomach, or small troll? Plus the new bloodletting CF cards make this software much more appealing. I feel that with this magic, I can get the mortality rate of my patients down to as low as 75%! Please, think of the children.
Perhaps I've been wrong to blindly folow the medical superstitions of past centuries. Maybe we barbers should test these assumptions analytically, using a "scientific method". Maybe this could lead the way to a new age, a Renaissance! Naaaaahhh!