Proof positive that I have had the best possible college graduation weekend ever/best friends ever:
We went to the soccer house, picked up their soccer balls and kickced them three blocks away, and walked off
We attempted to start fights with every single person who walked by my fiance's porch
We wore stunner shades and went to parties with 40oz. bottles of king cobra
we threw cups of urine at innocent bystanders
we climbed on top of the university fountain
we tore entire petunia plants from the ground to give to our significant others
we hotwired a golfcart and ghost rode the golfcart
we broke into the converted garage behind our house and:
-took bag stands of franzia
-pooped in the bathroom with lit tiki torches to light our way
-spit shlitz on the walls
In general, we were able to fit an entire four years of college debauchery into two nights. I just had to brag.
