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Postby Miracle » Oct 8, 2005 @ 3:23pm

...or maybe the guy doesn't act up his age?

It's not always problem-related you know ;).
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Postby Warren » Oct 10, 2005 @ 6:00am

Brig wrote:Warren, your attitude is making you fail. You can either realize that or keep coming up with excuses.

Alcohol breaks down inhibitions.

But then, I really have no idea what you're like. Maybe you just have no game. I don't know. If you're decent looking, then there's a problem with your image or your approach. Fix them.


I'm always told that I just have bad luck when picking girls. Girls always tell me how sweet and great I am, and how I should have a girlfriend. But also, a friend how lives on the girls floor said yesterday "it seems like all the girls here either are in serious long distance relationships, or are religiously opposed to dating." Yeah...what the crap...whatever.

So, her boyfriend, he's actually really cool, I could be friends with him, I've got nothing against him. He flies back tomorrow. She doesn't seem to be physical with him at all though, she was even more physical with me in front of him! Whatever, maybe he just doesn't like physicalness.
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Postby Caesar » Oct 10, 2005 @ 9:00pm

Eh, Warren, I feel your pain. I'm always told the same thing. But lately, my attitude has been, "Well, if you think I should have a girlfriend, why don't you put your mouth where my cock is eh?"


Hey, guys, got a question: There's this girl in my Lit class that I've had my eye on. We just met this school year, and hey, she's single! So, there are two obstacles 1) I actually have to get to know her outside of the small talks we've had so far 2) I have to work things so that they don't go down just the friendship road. Any ideas?
Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff. You really have to keep an eye on it, though--it'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets.
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Postby refractor » Oct 10, 2005 @ 9:08pm

"Well, if you think I should have a girlfriend, why don't you put your mouth where my cock is eh?"
But you already have a chat-up line, where's the problem?
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Postby Kzinti » Oct 10, 2005 @ 9:56pm

:p
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Postby Miracle » Oct 10, 2005 @ 10:36pm

refractor wrote:
"Well, if you think I should have a girlfriend, why don't you put your mouth where my cock is eh?"
But you already have a chat-up line, where's the problem?


I knew I did something wrong, now I know! I should've tried this method!
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Postby Warren » Nov 3, 2005 @ 4:01pm

So, she dumped her boyfriend back home and is now single. Naturally I took the opportunity to let her know that I'm still interested in her and that of course she can take her time as needed to get over the old boyfriend. UNFORTUNATELY, this was a week ago and she still hasn't given me an answer and her mixed signals are frustrating. So, that's where I am. I AM however very surprised that she dumped him, she's the only girl I know to dump the long distance relationship within the first year.
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Postby Brig » Nov 3, 2005 @ 11:09pm

()() <-- Balls

You can have those two, I've got my own.
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Postby damian » Nov 3, 2005 @ 11:40pm

Uh... no offense, but you sound pretty damn obsessive and desperate. Maybe it's time you give up?
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Postby Caesar » Nov 4, 2005 @ 2:30am

You're interested, she knows that. Wait it out, but don't stop browsing the market.
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Postby Kzinti » Nov 4, 2005 @ 3:12am

Find another one with bigger boobies.
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Postby James S » Nov 4, 2005 @ 4:24am

Ask her out to dinner again, then after another week ask her again.

Persistence, you dolt. She wants you to work for her. Otherwise she'd just look easy and nice girls don't want to look easy.
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Postby Brig » Nov 4, 2005 @ 4:30am

James Sonne wrote:Ask her out to dinner again, then after another week ask her again.

Persistence, you dolt. She wants you to work for her. Otherwise she'd just look easy and nice girls don't want to look easy.


Persistence is good.

Feed her beer in a moment of weakness.

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Postby Maf54 » Nov 4, 2005 @ 7:49am

Thierry does have a point here.
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Postby refractor » Nov 4, 2005 @ 4:11pm

Two points.
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