Petition to destroy the Iranian nuclear facilities

[Jadam]

Too bad Caesarstan has a national missile defense program and a massive, well trained, well equiped land army.

And by massive, he means like a white guy who says he has a massive penis compared to an asian dude.

But Brig here is like a black dude...

So you lose.

[Caesar]

Leave it to you to bring a penis into the conversation.

[Presto]

Actually, I think Brig brought it into the conversation when he mentioned his underground harem. He just didn't use the actual word.

And when you think about it, nuclear missiles are shaped like giant penises, and they screw people too. It's just over really fast and not very enjoyable. At least I'll assume so, since I've never experienced the blast of a nuclear weapon.

Ever see the George Clooney movie, The Peacemaker? It had a pretty good quote: "I'm not afraid of the man who wants ten nuclear weapons, Colonel. I'm terrified of the man who only wants one."

[Brig]

WAAAAY too much dick in this thread.

[sponge]

WAAAAY too much dick in this thread.

I'm tempted to turn this around into a witty retort inferring you to be a dick, however it's 3AM and I'm to tired to think.

Please, pretend that I insulted you, and carry on.

[Miracle]

WAAAAY too much dick in this thread.

I'm tempted to turn this around into a witty retort inferring you to be a dick, however it's 3AM and I'm to tired to think.

Please, pretend that I insulted you, and carry on.

[Brig]

WAAAAY too much dick in this thread.

I'm tempted to turn this around into a witty retort inferring you to be a dick, however it's 3AM and I'm to tired to think.

Please, pretend that I insulted you, and carry on.

No, no, witty would require that you be amusing and clever. Both properties you have yet to exhibit. There's no huge mental leap required to see that I am a dick.

[Jadam]

WAAAAY too much dick in this thread.

Just the way you like it.

[Brig]

WAAAAY too much dick in this thread.

Just the way you like it.

Sorry, you're not my type.

[sponge]

No, no, witty would require that you be amusing and clever. Both properties you have yet to exhibit. There's no huge mental leap required to see that I am a dick.

Exquisite hypothesis indeed, ol' chap. Those properties are indubitably beyond my comprehension.

Hepatico­cholangio­cholecyst­entero­stomies.

Also, here's a gif of cats playing ping pong.

[Brig]

No, no, witty would require that you be amusing and clever. Both properties you have yet to exhibit. There's no huge mental leap required to see that I am a dick.

Exquisite hypothesis indeed, ol' chap. Those properties are indubitably beyond my comprehension.

Hepatico­cholangio­cholecyst­entero­stomies.

Also, here's a gif of cats playing ping pong.

Amusing.

[Maf54]

<insert tubgirl here>

[Miracle]

I was actually about to post a tubgirl look-a-like (google image for tubgirl with filter on), but I accidentally left the filter off.... it burns....

[David Horn]

^^ One of the best examples EVER of poetic justice.

[Maf54]

Tubgirl has lost its effect on me. If it helps, it's just orange juice.