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by **David Horn** » Mar 11, 2002 @ 11:44pm

*Imagines Chinese Porn*
:..
*Chokes*
:.
*Dies*

by **David Horn** » Mar 11, 2002 @ 11:49pm

I just stuck it into Altavista's BabelFish with a Korean translation. Not that it makes any more sense:

(Storehouse |#a1a1{) [ management of a corporation invitation ] << which Sino-Soviet venture business

So there you are. Offer of a lifetime.

Website · by **Paul** » Mar 11, 2002 @ 11:52pm

you know, i was watching full metal jacket the other night (incredible, by the way) and some soldiers were being offered sex by some vietnamese hooker or something.

she was kept saying "me horny! i suck your dick! i love you long time!" haha!

by **Robby** » Mar 11, 2002 @ 11:59pm

Ho: oh, me so hoooorny, me love u long time

GI: 5 dollars

Ho: no, me so hoorny, me love u long time, 15 dollars

GI: ok then, 10 dollars

Ho: me so hoorny, me sucky sucky, me sucky long time.

GI: 10 dollars is all our mammas say we can spend

Ho: ok, 10 dollars.

GI: Whos up first?

I love that movie.

by **James S** » Mar 12, 2002 @ 12:16am

$10?!? Maybe I'll go to Vietnam this summer

by **Robby** » Mar 12, 2002 @ 10:26am

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