I went up to a girl in the grocery store yesterday, Paul, and said, "Hi. I've lost my phone number - but since you're beautiful, can I have yours?" <br><br>She looked at me and said, "No, thanks, I've got a boyfriend." <shrug> Oh well.<br><br>An hour later I was in Staples, and was standing next to pretty good looking gal in the checkout line - so I said, "Hey, where do you go to school?" She says, "Simmons - an all girl's college across the street. Want to take me out tonight?"

Not really, but we DID go out last night.<br><br>Moral of the story: just make a jackass out of yourself, and one of them will appreciate it.