ok, NOW i am confused.
first - if this is a hoax or joke (definitely is..) then i have to say - i HATE such posts. it would be too good to be true to play pagan on the pda so i guess you MUST be joking or i will get v-e-r-y angry.
second - can anyone CONFIRM if pocket dos really supports 386? maybe there is a new beta out or something. as far as the forums of pocket dos show, they still try to implement 286.