by Moose or Chuck » May 22, 2001 @ 4:40pm
I remember way back when when I got my first Phat award. But it seems so insignificant now beside my "Da Pimpin' Ladies Man" award for most pimped bitches. And on the other side is my "Most Whipped Guy" award, for being extremely whipped. Then there's the one for "Massacring rabid hampsters that were crawling in your bed" award. I'm greatly proud of that one. I like to fondle it in the dark.