Funny snails messages

[Paul]

each team in the teams.dat file has its own messages info but they're all the same... isnt that just a waste of space or am i missing something?

btw, i like the indy references in there too.

[R0B]

That is probably so you can give each team it's own personality. Like if you want one team to have a muffin scheme, you could edit all of their saying to be muffin related. And then have another sceme of worms who like looking at girls in the library.

[Paul]

yeah i guess so, its only 75k anyway.

i'm watching my first ep of spiderman unlimited. man, this really stinks. they gave him a cape and stuff. stupid.

[TFM]

<Snail> is attemping/trying to get Snails! Open-Sourced, Stand-by.

[sponge]

Uhh.. isn't that what I said?

[James S]

If you add only one more line to the Snails 'please wait' sayings, then you've got to add one about 999. That's all I have to say. He's the original 999 celeb. Hehe, I was hear before 999 too.

[Paul]

you've got frank on the brain today.

[randall]

I don't think 999 is deserving of jack shit. He walked out and left anyone in the dust, wondering "where is he?". Not only that, he left an entire site in limbo.

I just ask that if you submit a message, that it at least make sense to people that aren't on the inside track of PocketMatrix. So something as simple as "Chupin is eating a muffin, please wait" would be completely acceptable.

We really wanted to make some outrageous comments about the entire industry, but this game gained so much popularity that we had to remove a few of them that referenced competitors. None of them were necessarily bad, mind you, but we just didn't want to have to deal with it.

[randall]

Oh, and the divide by zero message? That isn't an homage to Moose, it is just a commentary on a stupid thread that shouldn't have gained the attention that it did.

[Paul]

but 'staring at the girl in the library' is a reference to me, right? hahahaha! yeah! hahahaha! et cetera! and so on!

[randall]

Oh, definately. I will just come out and say that "staring at a girl in the library" is a tribute to Paul. Regardless how it all got blown out of proportion and became a legend at Pocketmatrix.

Actually Jaybot wrote all those texts, so I can only assume what he was thinking. His mind is a scary place to venture into, so I wouldn't suggest going alone.

[drunkhaker]

[sponge]

That would've been funny a few months ago. That joke is long dead, and long annoying..

[ShALLaX]

Its not a joke, its a way of life.

Move out every <snailname> for greater justice!

[drunkhaker]

indeed! if you find it now anoying, then you never got it to begin with man:) AYB embodys so much. it wil ineveitably make its way into snails in one way or another;)