Or we could just have a character in the game who loves muffins, eats them all the time, and constantly bitches about not having a ninja rope in the game instead
For the record, there will be NO ninja rope, ever. Not today, not before and not in two years from now. Got that?
We have better things for our beloved Snails than the dated 'ninja rope' crap.
Trust me, you'll think that the ninja rope was a silly, stupid idea, when you see what the inhabitants of Schnoogie are using.