by David Horn » Apr 4, 2002 @ 12:09am
Follow these instructions carefully:
1) Stand on one leg.
2) Raise your Jornada above your head.
3) Wave your arms energetically in the air. This is to get rid of the transverse magneto-neural energy that is clogging up the Jeffries intake plasma valve on the Jornada and preventing it from seeing the GX.DLL file.
4) Read the read me. That is why it is called: "Read Me". It means read it.
Remember, you must be standing on an anti-static mat for this to work.
And posting an identical post directly above the old one isn't obvious at all. No, really. No one can tell.
Crosswind technique: "Using your peripheral vision, react to body movements, gasps, groans, and shouts from the other side of the cockpit, and always remember that it's better to be lucky than good."