Selling Myself

[Moose or Chuck]

It has come to my attention ,via Diego, that i am a high priced commidity, so i will be selling pictures of myself in 800x600 for all of your desktop enjoyment. Now when you start your computer you can admire the pure perfection of my godliness. Pictures are 15 dollars payable via pay pal or just a personal check preferably a blank check, easier to cash and all let me know.

[Diego Cueva]

BUT WAIT! IF YOU´RE ONE OF THE FIRST 50 PPL TO CALL YOU WILL WIN A FREE, YES, FREEE!!! AB-SHAPER FOR MODELING YOUR BODY! and WAIT! if you call on the next 5 min you will get an free copy of "cooking with Chuck" too! Call now and ask for "Chuck´s pictures"! We accept VISA and MasterCard only.<br><br>Bah, I´m REALLY bored...

[Moose or Chuck]

yes he is getting a cut of the profits, its split 99.99999999999999999/.000000000000000001

[Diego Cueva]

  99.999% to me, of course.Last modification: Diego Cueva - 04/24/01 at 04:43:35

[Village_Ideot]

I need a sample picture before  I will buy...

[Village_Ideot]

JUST KIDDING, SPARE ME!

[jongjungbu]

*BUMP* (She's in my head.)

[Moose or Chuck]

i'm in your head?? wow thats quite scary.

[Paul]

chuck's a she? now thats scary.

[Diego Cueva]

yeah... That´s very, very scary

[jongjungbu]

No, she's lump, she's lump she's bump, she's in my head.<br>but not chuck. thats just disgusting. chuck may chuck wood but not I<br>

[Moose or Chuck]

I... FEEL ... LIKE ... KILLING

[Paul]

welcome to my world... oops, gave too much away. it wasnt me. honest, guv!

[Dr. Phat]

heeerrrrre'ssss JOHNNY!