by David Horn » Feb 20, 2002 @ 4:00pm
Proof of the non-existence of God:
Adapted from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams.
God: I refuse to prove that I exist, for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.
Man: Ah, but you created the Earth and everything on it, proving you exist. So, by your own argument, you don't. QED.
God: Oh, I didn't think of that.
God vanishes in a poof of logic.
Beat that. Sorry if I offended anyone.

Crosswind technique: "Using your peripheral vision, react to body movements, gasps, groans, and shouts from the other side of the cockpit, and always remember that it's better to be lucky than good."