Here is my first contribution to a forum that I read almost daily.
"There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with 'or die.' "
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
"If an advice was a good thing, it wouldn't be given for free".
"When all else fails, read the instructions"...
Common Sense is not Common.
Never measure the height of a mountain until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was.
The internet?? They have that on computers now?!?!?
"If everybody agreed with me the world would be a better place"
"Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary
to assume it."
You don't know what you don't know - and you never will.
"A wise man once told me "don't argue with fools, 'cause people at a distance can't tell who is who."
RAM Disk is NOT an installation instruction!
"Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese"
"Stupidity should be painful!"
"Ambiguity succeeds where honesty dares not venture"
ìNow the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often
succeed."
I could buy the world if they offered it in monthly payments....
"WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!" -Microsoft Employee
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights definitely make a left
The Titanic was built by professionals, the Ark by an amateur.
"Well, it all started the day before today. I remember it just like
it was yesturday."
I've been authorized by the jurisdiction of whatever city this is to
punish you in whatever way I can think of!
Before you critisize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do critisize them, you're a mile away,
and you have their shoes.
Only two thing are infiniteóthe Universe and human stupidityóand I'm not sure about the former.
~Albert Einstein
