by TechMage » Mar 10, 2002 @ 5:29am
If Moose was moderator, hummm..*Begins to dream about a PM where Moose is king*
Let's see, to start off, there would be only 2 registered members at any one time. One would be Moose and the other would be some pathetic human who mistakenly registered. The background graphics would no longer be blue, but, white with crosses everwhere saying, "Jesus loves people who worship MooseMaster." There would be an IQ test in the options, that would let users try to score higher on the IQ test than MooseMaster. Which would be impossible, because it would be rigged. The only posts on the forum would be Moose's, because, all the other posts would be deleted because they disagreed with Moose. Cnet would proclaim PM to be the worst site ever. Former members would go mad and start buying Palms! Chris would be locked away in a mental institution, rocking back and forth every day screaming, "why, why!!!"
*Wakes from the Hellish dream, screaming!*