I've been thinking about living in/near Strasbourg, that's right on the France/Germany border, but I'd like Switzerland, because 1, it's small; 2, it's surrounded by so many countries it's awesome, if you want Italian, go to Italy! if you want French, go to France!; 3, I like cheese; and 4, the name Switzerland is so cool! Just say it, Switzerland, oh man, so cool! Even La Suisse is nice, and der Schwiez is cool! In Romanch (the old native Swiss language), it's Svizera. I'd like to live in an apartment in Bern, not Zurich, too far east, I want to live in the west, but not too far from Germany, that's why Bern is perfect. Also, I really like Switzerland's neutrality policy, so peaceful. So much unlike war-hungry America!!! You know what else is cool? I'd like to serve in some kind of military, I'd like the IDF (Israeli Defense Forces), but then you actually have to do something. In Switzerland, it's required of all men 18-65 (I don't know if it's required for women) to serve in the Swiss Army for, I think, one month a year. You know what's cool about that? No, they don't make Swiss Army knives..., they serve in UN Peacekeeping missions, so for one month a year, I'd go to some place, like some African country, and enforce a ceasefire. That's cool because you get to go places, carry a gun, and will probably never have to fire! You just stand there and look cool! Yeah, Switzerland's cool. Another reason why I want to leave is the US is culture. The US is soooooo plain!! I need to live somewhere with it's own rich real culture. While I was in Japan, there was so much culture! From anime to sushi to traditional Japanese dancing in the streets! What does the US have? McDonalds?
I don't think I'd want to live in England though, I want to live right in the heart of the mainland. Plus I'm taking French now, and will be taking German and hopefully Japanese in college. Oh, and yeah, I don't really want my car on fire...
. It wouldn't be caught on fire in Germany!
Ok, to get back on topic. I just got back from my dog's first puppy class. It was fun, we learned and played and stuff. But there was this chick there (there's 5 puppies including mine), and this chick (who had a gold labrador) loved out dog, and man! when she would bend over to pat his head, her little tank top didn't conceal much
! So now I'll be checkin' this "puppy chic" out once a week.
