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Postby Chad » Apr 23, 2004 @ 3:31am

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Postby Brig » Apr 23, 2004 @ 3:31am

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Postby Alexander » Apr 23, 2004 @ 4:49am

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Postby Andy » Apr 23, 2004 @ 4:55am

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Postby Alexander » Apr 23, 2004 @ 5:21am

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Postby Chad » Apr 23, 2004 @ 5:25am

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Postby Kevin Gelso » Apr 23, 2004 @ 12:11pm

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Postby James S » Apr 23, 2004 @ 5:10pm

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Postby Jaybot » Apr 23, 2004 @ 8:14pm

'You're supposed to put your hands up pretending to be cooperative, which puts your arm literally an inch from the gun, and then you parry it out of the little fucker's hand, break his wrist and roundhouse kick him in the stomach. Oh and for kicks you could knock him out with an axe-kick over the head while he's bending over.'

How the fuck do you know? Because you saw it in some Van Damme (he was cooler than Seagal, face it) movie? Or is it in your karate instruction book? Or did you karate instructor who is taking your mom's money telling you this to waste time in class becuase he's bored and ran out of things to teach kids?

Morons, its not about being 'pussies' because we don't know shit about disarming.. its because we're older than 15 years, and our minds have a little firmer grasp on reality than you.

The fact is that you have absolutley no clue what is running through anyone's head at any time, no matter what your book on disarming bad-guys by Marvel tells you.

But.. whatever, this is becoming lke the alcohol argument. Direct any further comments to that scroll bar over there.
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Postby Alexander » Apr 23, 2004 @ 9:17pm

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Postby Maf54 » Apr 23, 2004 @ 9:33pm

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Postby Alexander » Apr 23, 2004 @ 9:36pm

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Postby Caesar » Apr 23, 2004 @ 11:08pm

Dude! I was in this dark alley once and this guy jumped from the shadows and was liek "OMG WTF HAND OVER YOUR MONEY LOLOLOOL!!!!!11111 I was scared but I kept cool and said no. He pulled out an ak and put it to my head and was like I'll kill you now and then take your money. I was like OMGOMGOMG WTF LOLOLOL!!111111 So I jumped up and did a 360 degree roundhouse kick straight into his head. He fell down and the gun went flying. I was still spinning in the air so I decided to finish him off. I whipped out my trusty fg-42 and blew away his head. Then ninjas flew from out of no where so I threw my gun and stood there, ready for the onslaught. The ninjas rushed at me and I blocked all their punches and broke their necks. One of them was still alive so I sucked out his soul and electricuted his body with my martial artz skillz.
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