Hey, I actually have some news for this thread. Yesterday, I was at the mall with my sister and her friend. We were eating lunch (I had this awesome Sbarro pizza, mmmmmm *Homer Simpson drool*), and there was this REALLY hot chic sitting near us. I noticed her when she kept looking at me. I was like "wait a minute, is she
checking me out?!". Then I started checking her out (she has redish/brown/orange hair, light skin, thin, and perfect body *another Homer Simpson drool*), and whenever she saw me looking at her, she's do this really big smile. I was like "holy sh*t! I think she's actually looking at me!" Well, after me, my sister, and her friend finished, I got up to throw away the trash, and the chic
winked at me. I smiled, and threw away the trash. Well, that's all the news I have. I betcha it was my new Mushroomhead shirt that did it

. Well, anyways, I just went to the eyeballsocket doctor, and I'll be getting new glasses soon, so I'll be getting much better ones.
