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Postby Warren » Aug 30, 2002 @ 7:42pm

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Postby sponge » Aug 30, 2002 @ 9:33pm

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Postby Paul » Aug 30, 2002 @ 9:44pm

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Postby Warren » Sep 2, 2002 @ 8:35pm

Well, I actually have some semi-decent news for this thread. This weekend, I went camping as usual. Remember a while ago, I posted here about a young girl at the camping place that I wanted to talk to, but then I found out that she was 12? Here, hold on...nope, too lazy to find it. Anyway, she was there again (she's in another division of the camping club we're in, so I'll be seeing her oftenly). Well, she was there, and damn, she must be, definitely within the top 10 of the hottest girls I've ever seen in person. And she seemed quite nice, a million times more mature than any of the other girls. I was thinkin' about talking to her, but I was busy hangin' out with my other friends. Well, yesterday (Sunday), I was cooking some lunch, and she came up to talk. We talked a little (I frickin' almost [well, not really] soiled my pants, jeez, I was nervious) and she REALLY (seriously), REALLY liked my car, she called it "The Skittles Car", lol, I've never heard that one before. I was thinking to myself "hmm, what if I ask her to make out in the car?", but then I was like "hmm, but she's 12, that's only 7th grade! I'm in 11th! That's a difference." So I decided not to try anything. A little after our talking, I saw her sitting on the grass with a volley ball. This other kid, who's 15 or 16, who's also in the club, runs up to her, and shoves his hands down the back of the pants to feel up her ass!!! I real too far away to do anything, although I wanted to punch him in the face. She got real pissed at him. Jeez, I hate those immoral idiots that do stuff like that. Here I am, admiring her, but not doing anything because of the age ethics, but here's this ass that takes it upon himself to sexually harasse her! Well, here's something silly. I was walking with my parents to the bathrooms of the campground. My dad was saying how "all these boys are out to get a piece of ass". My mom said "yeah, they're idiots." and I said "not just a piece" and my dad said "oh, so they want the whole thing" and I said "yeah" and my mom said "don't you want it too Warren?" and I said "yeah, but I'm unsuccessful". They laughed, because it was funny, but as many of you people know, there was also a grim seriousness to my joke. Anyway, that's all that happened, but DAMN is she cute!! *drools* Really tanned flawless skin, completely black eyes (there's white of course, but it looked like she had giant pupils), cute smile (she has braces though), and awesome hair in a short ponytail, brown with some light brown streaks. She's the sporty type, with the Adidas pants and stuff. Well, that's it, she'll be awesome when she gets older.
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Postby Paul » Sep 2, 2002 @ 8:39pm

paul: um... i'm not sure you wanna be telling us-

warren: what the hell is that?!

*CRASH-BANG*

tom cruise: warren, by mandate of the district of columbia pre-crime division im placing you under arrest for the future rape of camping girl.

warren: NOOOO!!!!
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Postby sponge » Sep 2, 2002 @ 9:21pm

Oh god no, please don't let this be the start of the Camping Girl thread.
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Re: Library Girl Thread

Postby sandmann » Sep 2, 2002 @ 9:29pm

The fates lead him who will;
Him who won't, they drag.

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Postby Chris Edwards » Sep 2, 2002 @ 9:46pm

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Postby Village_Ideot » Sep 3, 2002 @ 2:41am

exactly warren, gross
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Postby Mike Bannick » Sep 3, 2002 @ 6:00am

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Postby sponge » Sep 3, 2002 @ 12:55pm

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Postby Paul » Sep 3, 2002 @ 7:12pm

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Postby sponge » Sep 3, 2002 @ 8:56pm

Not sure how it is here.. but consenting sex of 2 minors they can't do as much.
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Postby James S » Sep 3, 2002 @ 9:13pm

It's still statutory rape, but it's in juvenile court where the sentences aren't nearly as severe.
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Postby sponge » Sep 3, 2002 @ 9:15pm

So who gets punished then? Both?
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