by Pam » Feb 28, 2002 @ 9:43pm
Ok, this is totally beneath me, and I know I'm going to regret posting this but....
Here is the scene above as read by the Swedish Chef on the Muppet Show:
Ineegu: Hellu zeere-a. Sloo gueeng?
Vesley: Luuk, I dun't meun tu be-a roode-a, boot thees is nut es iesy es it luuks su I'd eppreceeete-a it iff yuoo vuooldn't deestrect me-a.
Ineegu: Surry. Bork bork bork!
Vesley: Thunk yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
Ineegu: I du nut sooppuse-a yuoo cuoold speed theengs up?
Vesley: Iff yuoo're-a in sooch a hoorry, yuoo looer a rupe-a, oor a tree-a brunch, oor feend sumetheeng useffool tu du.
Ineegu: I cuoold du thet. Um de hur de hur de hur. I hefe-a gut sume-a rupe-a up here-a. Boot, I du nut theenk yuoo vuoold eccept my help; seence-a I em oonly veeeting eruoond tu keell yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
Vesley: Thet dues poot a demper oon oooor releshunsheep.
Ineegu: Boot, I prumeese-a, I veell nut keell yuoo unteel yuoo reech zee tup.
Vesley: Thet's fery cumffurteeng. I'm effreeed yuoo'll joost hefe-a tu veeet. Um de hur de hur de hur.
Ineegu: I hete-a veeeting.
Once again The Dialectizer comes in handy!
All the easy problems have been solved.