Princess Bride

Website · by **Paul** » Mar 21, 2002 @ 11:31pm

i wish women were looser with me.

by **NYIllustrator** » Mar 21, 2002 @ 11:33pm

HAHA! Speaking of Fresh Prince, has anyone seen the new loan commercials that are on late at night starring MC HAMMER!! HAHAHAHA! Talk about a step down.

by **Luciano U. Werner** » Mar 22, 2002 @ 12:45am

You should wish to be looser with women. That's why LG thinks you're strange.

Website · by **Paul** » Mar 22, 2002 @ 11:41am

by **Luciano U. Werner** » Mar 23, 2002 @ 4:17pm

Of course she didn't notice you. She classifies you as strange so she tries to ignore you. This is an absolutely radical idea, I know, but if you got in front of her and POLITELY said "Hi", maybe she might notice you from here on.

Darn, what am I doing? Giving you advice again. Pearls to pigs come to mind here. Paul, if I ever meat you, I will kick your butt in gear.

Website · by **Paul** » Mar 23, 2002 @ 4:27pm

yeah, next time i'm in brazil i'll look you up.

:roll:

by **James S** » Mar 23, 2002 @ 5:57pm

how would you go about meating someone? Is there some kind of industrial sized meat grinder, like the one they used in the Simpson's Halloween episode, that I have somehow overlooked? I'd be very interested in such a product if anyone could point to the appropriate location.

by **Luciano U. Werner** » Mar 23, 2002 @ 7:10pm

I'm sure I could find some site on the web that sells a dick enhancer if you want.

Website · by **Paul** » Mar 23, 2002 @ 7:13pm

yeah, its at www- hey! you cant catch me out you know..

i'm too clever! ha!

by **Luciano U. Werner** » Mar 23, 2002 @ 7:18pm

That was for Moose, you ox brain.

Website · by **Paul** » Mar 23, 2002 @ 7:24pm

gee whiz. i know.

i was trying to make out that i know what the address is.

ah forget it.

by **RICoder** » Mar 23, 2002 @ 7:26pm

Luci I think you meant...

"If I ever meet you"

not

"If I ever meat you" (which has an odd conotation)

:lol:

Website · by **Paul** » Mar 23, 2002 @ 7:28pm

oh jeez... ya think?

by **Luciano U. Werner** » Mar 23, 2002 @ 11:07pm

by **NYIllustrator** » Mar 24, 2002 @ 3:51am

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