satanic evangelists and the mob

[Paul]

already been saved? you mean i'll go to heaven right?

so what the FUCK is the point of obeying the ten commandments?

wait! this... means... christianity... makes... no... sense!

[NYIllustrator]

[Paul]

[David Horn]

You ever listen to the American gospel radio stations? Or for that matter the TV stations?

*begin extra strong southern American accent*
We will resist the devil! You will be able to fight him! Hell, yes!
*end extra strong southern....you get the idea*

I put God in inverted commas all the way through my religious studies exams and got an A - mainly because I found it easiest to try and prove that God does not exist.

I personally believe that religion was invented as an explanation for the things people couldn't understand. What are all those stars? How did they get there? I don't know, let's say an omnipotent being created them.

Also, if God is omnipotent, could he create a rock too heavy for him to lift?

More people have been from religion than cancer. The Northern Ireland confilt - religion based. They have been brought up to hate Protestants/R. Catholics.

The whole Islamic Jihad thing. (Speaking of which, if Osama Bin Laden was a true Islamic believer, he would know that his use of the work Jihad is wrong and goes against nearly everything Mohammed laid down in the Koran.)

The KKK - again, black hatred fuelled by religion.

I'm Atheist and proud of it. I'll reserve judgement until I'm standing at the pearly gates, if they exist, thank you very much. If there is a heaven and a hell, I'm going to hell for sure

Have your religion - fine - but don't tell me it brings peace, because it doesn't.

[NYIllustrator]

well said.

[Paul]

i dont even write god with a capital g. i kept getting it circled in religious studies work. didnt change though.

i'm not atheist. but i dont believe in the christian god that lives for the sole purpose of punishing us. i was watching south park last night - the one where kenny died - one of the kids asked chef why god takes people - chef says "because hes an angry vengeful god and he feels better by taking people from us" - "you cant just make a baby cry but give it a lolly and THEN take it away and it'll cry - the only reason he gives us things is to take them away"

jews rock i my opinion. they're always the underdog and they're really nice people and they dont go out trying to convert people.

[James S]

[Paul]

[James S]

I'm sorry you feel that way. If you'd like I could explain, to the best of my abilities, more about the religion. I'd really like to know how all of these fallacies about "Christians in general" being hypocrits came from.

[chriva404]

jesus ROCKS!!!!

[James S]

"Your vote of confidence is overwhelming..."

[Chris Edwards]

You ask why we do good even if God will forgive us? I can't really answer that question for all Christians, but I'll answer it for myself.

I don't like taking advantage of people. If I am given a gift, I like to repay it in one way or another. Jesus gave me eternal life in heaven, so I need to give something back. I try to follow his commandments--it's the least I could do for him in return for the greatest gift ever.

[Village_Ideot]

yea i don't believe in any of that, but i went to a private christian school last year and it is ALL really simple:

You can be Adolf Hitler and still get into heaven. Actions have NOTHING to do with it, as long as you "accept" jesus into your heart, and you are a christian then you get into heaven. Of course you have the protestants who also think that the "rewards" you get in heaven are based on your actions on earth as well.

[chriva404]

i hate religons

[randall]

bah, what a fool I am. Here I was trying to take this whole thing lightheartedly by creating stupid commentary on Slurpees.

Even my initial remarks about GAYS and LESBIANISM were in jest, but obviously were taken too seriously. This is how wars break out you dumbfucks. YOU ARE NOT RIGHT. You are Man and wrong by default.