Lord of the Sphincter Rings

[Village_Ideot]

SEE IT SEE IT<br><br>Man, there are parts where EVERYONE in the theatre jumped out of their seats<br><br>and then when the evil orc got his head chopped off, everyone started golf clapping.  You know what i mean, very polite like.

[Luciano U. Werner]

Sorry, had to edit.

[TechMage]

That was movie was truely spiritual.  I have been a big fan of modern fantasy since I was 11 or so, and that movie truely captured the essence of what modern fantasy means to me.  Sure there were some scary parts, and the damned movie theater had the music jacked up so loud you couldn't stick a needle in my butthole with a jackhammer, because I was so anxious.  But, I truely was awed.  The only thing that made me pissed was, my Christian paranoid Dad, thought that J.R.R. Tolkien, must of been inspired by the Devil, because of all the anti-christian elements like, wizards, magic, demons, monsters, elves, and all the other fantasy stuff.  Man, I just watched that movie about two hours ago, and what my Dad said just shows how stupid religion is.  My Christian family thinks I am "lost" or that the Devil is decieving me, just because I do not attend church.  I wish I could just tell my family the truth that I am an athiest and I don't believe in there God or Satan.  But, I probably won't, because then they will be all worried because they think I will burn in there Hell.  And my parents and grandparents will have there "Pastor" come and have a talk with me and a hole bunch of other bullshit will happen.  And basically all Hell will break loose.  Man, this sucks!  Also its saturday, meaning that tomarrow will be sunday and they will want me to go to there stupid Christmas service, and If I don't then they will lay a huge guilt trip on me and be pissed at me for days.  I thought here in America we have religious freedom, but apparently someone forgot to tell my family that.  To all of you reading this I have to say, "Stop religious discrimination, don't be like my family and put us non-believers in "living" Hell."

[Paul]

INTENSE?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Jaybot]

Actually, its a well known fact that J.R.R. Tolkien was a Christian himself, and that the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit represent many metaphorical references to the Bible.  One minoe example is in the resurrection of Gandalf as Gandalf the White in the Hobbit was actually compared to the resurrection of Christ.<br><br>But anyway, only educated people would really know that.  So of course a blind Christian freak wouldn't know common knowledge like that.  <br><br>Shove that up your dad's ass.  No offense, of course.

[Paul]

i told you religion sucked your balls.

[Paul]

by the way, i think this... "Top Movie: Matrix", shows that ideot knows nothing.

[Cameron]

[Paul]

[James]

[NYIllustrator]

[Luciano U. Werner]

[Cameron]

[Village_Ideot]

[Robby]