by ABE » Apr 5, 2002 @ 10:14pm
You guessed it guys,
I'm a "Pimping Gay Swingin Manly Studmuffin from NYC writing for Cosmo"...I would have guessed that too.
My god that sound like a new television SitCom.
Actually for some time now I have not been trying to help out a seemingly shy and young man with his efforts toward a certain Library Girl, he doesn't need my help in fact none of you need any help your all way to mature and wise to take the advice (even if it is slightly misplaced) from someone who is has been there.
Yes Paul I have lied all along, But I'll tell the truth now, my name is Abby I am a Pimping Gay Swingin Manly Studmuffin from NYC. I'm 12...no 13 and have no facial hair yet, I get my kicks from walking the streets at night and peering in people windows...I too am a stalker just like you Paul, cold and along with just my films and Computer to keep me warm at night...Oh and I have a pet Monkey named "Squiggy" I'm 200lbs and 5'-4" tall in my mothers heels!!!
My friends sometimes call me Butch, but you..you can call me "AL"..and that is only because I like you Paul.
Honestly this is the kind of Dribble that you need to hear Paul. I will not tell you my name for any reason. I have no need to post a picture of my self or write a bio about me. This is not an on-line dating service, so what the fuck..I mean this is the kind of response you get from misplaced help then...please Paul don't misunderstand this,
"GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
Hmmm...What Else is There to Say!