Anyone notice how Abes replies seem to be regressing further and further into childhood? Poopiehead? I realize he's trying to be funny, but he hasn't even been remotely amusing, nor enlightning for nearly a dozen pages. Even Moose can't contend with that kind of loser-ness. At least Moose is funny every page or two.
Paul and everyone in the world, knows if they have a chance of success. Except those clueless few like SuperGreg ().
I always knew if I had a shot at a girl. I've already stated my reasons for not following through, and it certainly wasn't shyness. I'd talk to anyone and everyone. I doubt Paul is truly shy. But like T1 said, if he lost, then he wouldn't even have this guilty pleasure of admiring her. It would be too awkward, even for the biggest super-stud.
Ever thought of changing your name to SuperAbe? I expect your username to be changed accordingly.
Abe feels this constant need to reaffirm his manliness, and I am sure these insecurities carry over into his relationship with his swingin' girlfriend. What do you say if your girlfriend glances at an obviously handsome man on the sidewalk?(don't tell me she doesn't or you are a friggin' liar). "He's gay" must be a typical reply.
I have no idea what calling another man "gay" means, other than it was obviously used to boost Abes manliness once again. Here's something: what if Paul WAS gay, and admiring this woman? What the hell difference does it make- either way it was a losing argument, and SuperAbe STILL looks like a hopeless dork.
Lets go over some facts:
1.) Paul isn't gay, he's 17. (lol)
2.) Paul gets to leer at a hot chick daily.
3.) Paul doesn't need help from anyone, especially from amateurs or the utterly clueless (SuperAbe).
4.) Pauls witticism exceeds Abes by a wide margin. He hasn't resorted to "I gotta poopie, waaaah" (at least not yet).
