Mullets

[James S]

My freshmen year of high school I finally broke 100 pounds, but I was short, like 5'2" or there abouts. I have precicely ZERO percent body fat, that's what the nurse practitioner told me my last check up right before college. And I'm excercising a lot more so my muscle mass is ever increasing. I think I weigh about 115 now, actually. But 105 was what I last remembered seeing on my scale at home.

But I can kick some serious arse, guys. I'm so small and quick on my feet. And this Aikido class is just amazing. Someone throws a single punch at me, half a second later they'll be on the floor pinned. This Aikido class is so searee-uhs!

But ya, I have no body fat on me anywhere, and because of that I look so toned. My abs are really well defined, my pecs are nice, and my bicepts make my arms full. I don't look skinny or frail, I'm just a light-weight.

AIKDIO RULZ JOO!

[Cameron]

Moose, it's impossible to have zero body fat. You can have a really low number, but zero is impossible. Mine was 5% last time I was checked.

[James S]

I have zero percent subcutaneous body fat. No 'surface' fat.

[Warren]

I have no fat, all muscle and bone. I'm thin, 130lb, but not REALLY thin, just thin. My shoulders are really bony though, that's the only thing. I want more mass, I'll ask during my next physical in October. People think I'm really brittle, but I'm so much tougher than most people. I've broken my wrist once, and that took A LOT, the doctors said the impact was enough to shatter an average wrist. And I'm quite strong, stronger than most people think, yet I'd like to have more defined muscle. Oh well, I'm not dying at least.

[benkenobi0]

Whoever that was that said wear those silly shirts, that's no good here. They're way to overdone here. Not one person at my school isn't wearing a black shirt that has white writing that says something funny. They would be cool if everyone stopped wearing them...(yeah...I know I don't make sense) Anyways my favorite shirt is a Popeye shirt and he's crossing his arms, with all these tattoos and it says "I am what I am" I'm thinking of getting a "I am we Todd did" shirt on the internet cuz no one here has that one...

[nicodemus]

[Mechcommander]

Ha! I beat all you n00bs with %33 body fat! Mwahahahaahahahah! I have 66lbs of fat on me if Im correct. I think thats %33

[sandmann]

Yeah unfortunately I have some bone deformities (nothing serious) that make me look a lot skinnier than I am. I'm pretty defined, but people think I'm like, anorexic thin because the left side of my ribcage sticks out maybe 2-3 INCHES farther than the right. That's a huge difference. It sticks out of the side of my chest at the bottom, and the other one doesn't. So that makes me look skiner than I am. The other is, if you make a bicep without flexing, the left corner of your elbow, that bone sticks out too far. It's weird... so it makes my arm look skinny.

I have never broken a bone in my life. I have never sprained a muscle in my life. I am as sturdy as a 125 pound 6' kid can be... and I'm real strong for how little I am, too. It's cool, cuz people always like challenge me to feats of strenght (pushups) and I dominate them, and they're much bigger than me.

[Keira]

Right now i'm 5'4 and like 97 pounds
Last month I weighed 101 and i had 16% body fat! I really dont understand how Moose can have 0% thats insane.

[Warren]

Sandmann, I'm exactly the same (except my rib cage is straight). We're the same weight and height. People always tell me to eat something, yet I know that I eat more than them. I have really high metabolism. This one kid, who's a friend, will punch me in the arm (which won't hurt at all), then I'll punch him in the arm, and he'll cry (literally, and he's 6' 220lb). My punching hurt really bad because I have the speed and angle. In a fist fight, I could win against most people, I can take a punch easily, and deliver then adaquitly. I need to gain weight, over the last year, my weight has only moved within a 1 lb spectrum, and I can't change it. Crazy.

[Village_Ideot]

umm, 6 feet 125 lbs, pretty skinny, not much muscle mass, hows that? and moose i am so proud that you are the most handsome strongest quickest smartest person in the world. what would we do without you?

[James S]

I have no clue! It's a good thing I'm here, that's all I can say

Ya, my grandmother always comments on my broad shoulders. And sandmann, I have a very similar rib cage 'deformation' on my left side, too. Not nearly as pronounced, but it's there. And there's some little bone nubbin on the right underside of my chin. You can't even tell it's there because it's level with the lowest part of my chin. It's just an extension, but it's not on my left side.

[EDIT] Wow! Keira is shorter than I am! Cool. I can't stand girls that are taller than I am.

[Keira]

I was wondering that myself VI. Moose is the greatest Akido champ alive but Warren is also quite a beast.

So the question is...

Who would Win in a fist fight???
MooseMaster or Warren

}}}Place your bets{{{

[sponge]

Moose would rant on about Jesus, so Warren would win.

Keira, 16% body fat, especially for a girl your age, is completly normal. It's expected that women will have a higher body fat percentage from the *cough* extra parts.

[James S]

I'd whoop Warren, no problem.

sponge, you nerd. Girls need the extra body fat because without it their bodies can't go through with egg production and PMS. That's why a lot of girls become annorexic (sp?), to stop their cycle all together because it needs a minimum percentage of body fat. Breast are not made of fat, you dork. Learn some A&P!