PocketMatrix

oh man, i just saw the advert for this, it was INCREDIBLE.

it showed a guy on his sofa with his girlfriend, he tries to kiss her. she doesnt wanna know. then it cuts to another girl with him, he tries again, she doesnt wanna know. then it cuts to ANOTHER girl with him, she whips her titties out! next we see them married with babies, then we see them with little kids, then the kids are teens and having a naughty party, then they've graduated, then the kids are married, then when mum and dad are old and grey, everyone gathers for a family photo.

amazing... the sims even have dna so they look like their parents! just look at the screenshots, this ones gonna be fantastic. cant wait.

OH YES! BECAUSE I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE THROUGH A BADLY DRAWN/RENDERED COMPUTER GAME THAT MAKES NO SENSE!

Just shoot me now. Before the 8000 Sims 2 addon packs come out. I smell a dead horse.

and that. is that.

Sorry, but I have enough of a life to not have to play a game in order to simulate having friends.

yeah sorry, lets all play half-life, a game which simulates us KILLING our friends.

At least it's not something you do every other day.

yeah, you already said.

The Sims are great. In fact, I learned all of my game from that uh game.


Hint: They're not talking about law enforcement.

haha.