James Sonne - Worse Than Hitler

[Paul]

i cant believe you locked that thread!

[Paul]

and can you believe our college wont be having student technicians this year?! damn the world!

[Moose or Chuck]

Actually, my plan was to be the next Hitler for the good of mankind. I was going to unite the entire world against a single tyrannic ruler (that would be me). Then everyone will realise how terrible wars really are and realise that we have no difference. Peace will pursue closely. I will be remembered in History books as the most gruesome, terrible ruler ever to walk the face of this earth; but to those close to me, you will recall me as a kind and caring man, putting the needs of others before my own. Mankind will be united by my iron fist.<br><br>But now that I'm going to DIE I won't be remembered at all.<br>You know, heaven is really nice...

[Paul]

whats all this about you dying? say it aint not so...

[Moose or Chuck]

I don't know... I'm going to see a doctor on monday for something else, I'll have them check me out. But I haven't even told my close friend yet, and she be really mad if I told you before her. Of course her grandfather just died and I don't want to hold her close and comfort her more ;D. Wait... I just smiled after saying her grandfather died...<br>*runs away; starts weeping and mourning*

[Moose or Chuck]

Oh, and I did catch the double negative there Paul.

[Paul]

whats wrong with you? besides the obvious...

[randall]

Oh what a  f u c k i n g  martyr.

[Digby]

Moose, <br><br>Are you from the U.K.?  Why do you spell the word 'realize' with an 's' instead of a 'z'? <br><br>

[Paul]

it should be spelled with an 's' but you yanks fucked up the ENGLISH language a LONG time ago...

[Moose or Chuck]

I spell it both ways, actually, depending on who I'm typing to. But I like the European English much better. I never say colour, but harbour is alright. 'realize' is like some ghetton hacker underworld spelling. Someone just misspelled it at some point and others were ignorant.<br><br>I'm actually from Florida, but my tastes are refined and my intellect high.

[Paul]

[Moose or Chuck]

[CheezBoy]

[Moose or Chuck]