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... also known as fire-breathing. I've always wanted to try this, but was afraid I'd set my beautiful face on fire. Any tips? I think I've got the neccessary equipment:

X Alcohol
X Need to do stupid things
X Lack of common sense
X Fire
X People who are impressed by people who can spit fire

[EDIT]
Found a good site: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A653203

Brig: I know a little bit about firebreathing/spitting, and you DO realize how incredibly easy it is to die from it right? More than just burning your face.

Yes, but I figure I can do it while juggling chainsaws. Then, relatively speaking, the firebreathing will be safe. See, I'm always thinking.

I'm hoping to find a professional juggler to teach me how to do it. Just wanted to learn more about it before I did.

Sponge, what kind of xp do you have?

Do be careful...

Why not try SCUBA or rapelling...both fun, dangerous and exciting.

Both sound great, but I don't really want to spend a lot of money at the moment. Plus, getting to places where I can do them is a bit difficult for me right now.

I'm thinking about taking up juggling. It's something that requires focus, yet is entertaining for others to watch.

Plus, firebreathing is just too fucking cool. (Firebreathing is considered a subskill of the juggling arts.)

I can see the post:

Brig instantaniously (sp?) blew up while attempting to Spit fire. Written by Brigs unbeleivably hot and bitchy roommate.

You're not very good at being funny, are you?

He's not.

But get someone to video you while you do it. At best, we can all laugh at you afterwards, at worst you can sell it for $$$$ to Kirsty's Home Videos.