
Posted:
Aug 29, 2005 @ 8:31am
by refractor
Idolatry! Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! My God is better than your God! All hail the Grand Highest Outlawer Jesus of the Pointless and Insulting -- may His pointy ears and galvanised testes be adorned by fair maidens and hot chicks and stuff forever.. and may He be fed hot buttered toast to His satisfaction.

Posted:
Aug 29, 2005 @ 9:03am
by tomdon
Ah, religion, its great isnt it....

Posted:
Aug 30, 2005 @ 8:11pm
by ktemkin
Implausable! For I have converted to The Chosen Religion, under which I am the highest cleric. You will all follow my religion, or be banned to hell! As my first act, I demand that we mobilize our armies of peace against the state of California, for it holds the heathen brig and his idealistic Jesus of the Pointless and Insulting. If you fail to follow my every command, I'll excommunicate you, and then very bad things will happen.