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Posted: **Sep 10, 2005 @ 9:14pm**

Troops soon to be deployed to fight the Axis of Evil: rain, wind, and black people.

Sean Hannity: "While giving Bush a blowjob this morning in a christianly heterosexual way, he came to realize what a special flower I am. Oh, the War on Weather? Now look, Bush shouldn't... [guest starts to say something] Quiet a moment. Okay, cut his mic. Like I was saying, War on Weather, good; homos, bad."

Colmes: "Ima Democrat!"

Posted: **Sep 10, 2005 @ 10:00pm**

Posted: **Sep 10, 2005 @ 10:23pm**

My friends and I have been saying nearly the same thing all week.

"The tropics hate our freedom."

Posted: **Sep 11, 2005 @ 12:55am**

Posted: **Sep 11, 2005 @ 5:09am**

I saw Jon Stewart on Crossfire too, and the only thing I want to vote for him for is asshole of th eyear.

Posted: **Sep 11, 2005 @ 8:13am**

I actually saw an long, satirical, and funny as hell article on that same subject here:

http://superkaratedeathmonkey.com/

Posted: **Sep 11, 2005 @ 8:48pm**

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Posted: **Sep 12, 2005 @ 7:44am**

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Posted: **Sep 12, 2005 @ 4:22pm**

Posted: **Sep 12, 2005 @ 7:46pm**

Something i found in my email

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Bush Declares War on Weather

Bush Declares War on Weather