I'm Overwhelmed!

[jongjungbu]

I've been in Old Country Pennsylvania without internet access for a while now and there are a million messages to catch up on here at PocketMatrix. I need an auto-summary of the past coupla weeks so I can be in the loop again--like I ever was to begin with.<br><br>Or, I could use an auto-un-new-er button so I can wipe the New from all the messages and threads posted about topics or by people I care little about.<br><br>

[Chris Edwards]

XP sucks<br><br>can't find 999<br><br>no pm2 yet<br><br>pocketwolf delayed<br><br>merlin announced (new Pocket PC OS)<br><br>the end.

[Paul]

come back in about a month:<br><br>XP still sucks<br><br>still can't find 999<br><br>pm2 officially cancelled<br><br>paul gets sexy nympho girlfriend<br><br>moose talks about his lexus<br><br>argentum makes record sales<br><br>the end.

[Malmer]

Thanks Paul.

[Paul]

whatever happened to helios?

[Moose or Chuck]

3 years later:<br><br>999 found, dead under a bench in central park of New York<br><br>Windows 2004 Sucks<br><br>Ag is ported to Merlin 4<br><br>I shit on u

[Malmer]

five years later...<br><br>Fredrik is traveling all over the world. Preaching the Gospel. Seeing thousands come to faith, and see people get healed through his hands by the grace of Jesus, and demons go when he commands them in the name of Jesus.<br><br>Oh, who am I fooling. I don't have to wait 5 years for demons to tremble at the name of Jesus. God's awesome power is available for me TODAY. I've allready seen many people healed, man I've even been healed myself in my ear, and from allergy!<br><br>And here is the scripture, so you don't think I go outside what the good book says:<br><br>"And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well." Mark 16:17-18<br><br>HAHA God is good! Man you should have seen what God did on a missionstrip our youthgroup went on to Hungary. Man was God awesome or what. We saw a man who had a huge turgidity on his knee get healed. Actually the turgidity disappeared in an instant. Faster that you can say "click".<br><br>Now that is way more cooler than Merlin 4!

[Moose or Chuck]

Fredrik, can I touch you? I didn't think there were any other Christians, atleast not online or on these forums. This is kick ass! God rules. He's done lots of things for me too.

[Moose or Chuck]

god rules!

[Moose or Chuck]

Chuck, are you being facetious (I think that's the new word of the forums). Because if you are that's not cool.

[Moose or Chuck]

I'm a false prophet and shit, be afraid, very afraid. I dunno, i don't really think about god that much, other than the associations with him and evil baptist people. And i don't really feel bad or anything, actually right now my life is doing pretty good. I might be hooking up with this chick from my work, i'm goin hikin next week and that'll be fun. I've found a chan that i can serve in and not get tired of, i've put out a review that people don't actually hate. Ahhhh life is good, and i got so crapfaced last night, it was great, i was just chillin with a bunch of really cool ass people freestylin and stuff (i played guitar since my voice is gone). It was fun man, this is how life is supposed to be.

[jongjungbu]

[Village_Ideot]

[jongjungbu]

I thought I was halfway done getting rid of all these icons everywhere but I think i'm about 1/3 to 1/4 the way through. Really, there isn't much of import so far.<br>

[Dan East]

Hey, I'm a Christian. I even play piano at church (dad plays drums, my bro played guitar until he moved to New Hampshire).<br><br>Dan East