PocketMatrix

I'm a body organ harvester for a large corporation in south east asia.<br><br>I'm also a paid beta tester for them. They have embedded cicuitry under my skin which monitors and records the electrical impulses that happen in my body. I have to do a netmeeting every day to discuss what I was "feeling" at each point of their printed out versions of recorded Electrical Impulses. The idea is to pinpoint the exact electrical pulse codes needed to make the body go into a state of happiness, shock, fear, exctasy, etc. <br><br>They plan to market home kits which people can stick on themselves like a Nicorette patch. The patch will hold charge for 4 hours, after which, it just be desposed of. The launch "moods" are still under consideration, but I have been told they will have the names of Holidays as requested by the marketing dept. <br><br>Sadly, I suspect this will also usher in a new era in illegal narcotics and terrorism.<br><br>~<br>

I have one of those already. It resembles a long copper wire. I stick one end in my ear and the other in a power outlet. But the catch is, you have to buy TWO. One for the other ear and the other plug in the outlet. What a rip off.

Hey, whatever happened to Dr.Phat...<br><br>I wanna hear some White Chikin

you are such a lame fuc k ideot

heehee...I knew you would like my new name

no i hate u, shut up. please stop. please, ahhhhh not the voicces again.

I currently am a Network Consultant.  Job is alright, but I sometimes hate it.  It's a 247 job.  You get no f ucking rest and everybody is always complaining about a whole lot of s hit.  I currently going to be goin to school for graphic designing.  

I am a student, and a lawn-mower...