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*walks into room*<br>*slams door behind*<br><br>LET THE PARTY BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!

uh oh... let me just say that in the uk we say jelly not jello...

Hiya Ric, Paul!!<br>Where's Moose? Carmen just called and she's on her way.<br>Oh, I brought strawberry jam this time!!<br>*impish smile*

jam? i thought it was jelly... ah, no matter...

Last time we used jelly (or jello). This time I want to innovate!<br>*wink*<br>Who you're bringing along, Paul?

um... james t kirk, he can kick some ass!<br><br>but in keeping with the scantily clad women theme i'll go with jolene blalock... t'pol

Jezzuz, Paul, give me a break!<br>You have a hard on for that shit, don't you?

Hey guys, you're taking too long.<br>I'll have to split soon...

That's what she said

I'm all in favor of t'pol but she has to keep the Vulcan costume on!<br><br>WOO HOO!

Sorry guys, I feel like pulling a 999 this evening, maybe weekend. Tell Mandy I'm sorry I couldn't make it. I'm sure she won't stay long after that. But why does Paul have to bring some girl like that? It's a good thing I'm not coming to this party, I don't want to be anywhere near any of Paul's fetishes.

Thanks a lot, Paul!<br>You're little pet monster just made my Carmen hit the road!<br>I'm out of here too!<br>*grabs strawberry jam jar and heads to the door*

*from the door yells back*<br>Next only normal girls!!<br>*slams door*

*sits alone in the house staring blankly at Luci's headlights fading off into the distance*

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