Informal Poll: Best Mother Joke of all Time

[RICoder]

As in...your momma's so fat, you have to take a bus to get on her good side...

[Boogaloo_Shrimp]

Yo mama is so nasty, she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job

[jongjungbu]

Your momma's so fat she wears a watch on each arm--one for each time zone.

[Village_Ideot]

Yo mamma's so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in

[SkaBoss]

Yo Mamma's so fat if she were to haul ass, she would have to make two trips.

[RwGast]

Yo Mama's so fat she jumped up and got stuck in the air.

[jongjungbu]

Yo Mamma's so fat when she bumped into the coffee table she bled gravy.

[Village_Ideot]

i dont get it...

[TechMage]

Your mammas so fat, when she slid down the rainbow naked she made skittels!<br>--------------------------------------------------Your mammas so fat, when your parents have sex, your daddy has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!<br>--------------------------------------------------

[jongjungbu]

Yo mamma's so bald I can see her thoughts.

[randall]

<br><br>Possibly the most interesting "yo mamma" site you'll ever see. All links work. Check out categories like personal and complexion.

[Luciano U. Werner]

Ric and his polls...<br>This one takes the cake.

[Paul]

yeah, what is it with them, anyways? at first i thought it was a cheap way to get posts... but now i- uh, i cant think of a way to finish that sentence.

[RICoder]

muhahaha!<br><br>I just like starting conversations.<br><br>Plus, I have been sooo busy at work, well, it makes me feel like I am making a contribution.<br><br>Your mama is so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her.

[Luciano U. Werner]

Ric, lets get back to "major terrorist..." or "the us is at war" threads.<br>Much more enlightning.<br>;)