PocketMatrix

Argh.. I found you lack of knowledge of the opposite sex disturbing...  ;)<br><br>SHE is a divine woman <br><br>SHE is #27 in the AskMen.com's TOP 50 women at<br><br><br><br>

shes okay, but she aint no Library Girl... who, by the way, was very very nice today... i must double my efforts to... uh, stare at her like a moron... damn.<br>

Ok, Paul.. let's see how brave you are... Go forward and ask her name...

pfft, i'd prefer to find out about her through others then just go right into it... <br><br>into staring at her, i mean.

BAh... that way you'll never get her.<br><br>Women like ingenuity and ability to<br>being able to handle every situation.<br>But don't be bold...<br><br>C'mon you geek... Walk past her and give her a smile <br><br>Unless you're ashamed of your outer appearances.

Nope. Carmen is better. Way better.

why do people always give a little speech on 'what women want'? <br><br>*mel gibson pokes head around corner*<br><br>mel: hey hey!<br><br>paul: fuck off mel!<br><br>mr gibson: oh, i'm sorry, i was just- hey, fuck you geek, i'm superstar acting legend MEL FUCKING GIBSON!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!<br><br>*runs*<br><br>...anyways, they're all different so uh... be quiet. i'll do what i want thankyouverymuch.<br><br>jesus: right on brudda!<br><br>*80s pop music*

Yeah, Paul, you shouldn't give advice about women. Send my regards to the Library Girl.

lucky for me her voice is sweet too or i wouldnt even attempt talking to her. i hate nasal voices - especially in england - we're full of them.<br><br>also, when she was kneeling about a foot away from me getting some books out today, a girl walked into her, said sorry and the library girl just murmured. you know what that means, it means shes not some idiotic airy fairy gobby bitch who'd go on about shit mindlessly.<br><br>yes, i'm rambling.<br><br>*jfk voice*<br>god help us all!

oh yeah, you know when jfk said 'ich bin ein berliner' - i always thought he was just saying he was a man of berlin - a way of expressing his, uh... love of berlin and stuff you know... <br><br>i actually bothered to find out about it today and it means 'i am a sausage'... <br><br>i dunno whether he knew at the time though...

HEy, I was only trying to help <br><br>hehe.. And by Gods sake, your track record<br>isn't that impressing after all.<br><br>You can't just sit there like a cucumber and don't<br>do anything... Something must be done or you'll<br>have nightmares all of your life by not doing anything.<br><br>*melodrama off*

ah shut up, i just told you not to talk shit like that.<br><br>and try not to fucking press fucking enter after every fucking couple of fucking words you fucking idiot.