PocketMatrix

is almost funnier than i am. hahahaha. funny because its true.<br><br>http://www.landoverbaptist.org/beliefs.html<br>http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1001/enterprise.html<br>http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/abortion.html<br>http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/hell.html<br>

lol

Damnit!! I just had this huge post, but my freakin' computer locked up. All I'll say is that, Paul, that site is so disgusting, that, I don't know, I wish my computer didn't freakin' lock up, it was probably one of my longest posts. Here's some that I remember writing - <br>They said right on the front page that Hanukkah is the Jewish celebration of Christ's death, and that the "manorah is really a pitchfork", look at this picture , they go on saying that the Jews "completely caused the Great Depression in the US, and in pre-WWII Germany, which completely caused World War II". Look at this one too and look at this pop up ad!! . Here's the article, which I wrote probably my longest post ever on (randall must be happy, because I lost my whole post) , that site is so sick, damnit!!! AHHH!!! Hanukkah isn't about Christ's death!! AHH! It's really about the winning of a successful war against Syria!! WAAAAY before Christ's time!! AHHH! <br><br>Here's what I previously wrote on another article on the front page of that fucking site -<br>Here's "God's 10 Secret's for the Perfect War!" <br>10. "AFTER CONQUERING A CITY, IF YOU FIND A DECENT LOOKING WOMAN UNDER ONE OF THOSE BEE KEEPER OUTFITS, MAKE HER YOUR SLAVE." - what happened to "thou shall not commit adultery"?<br>9. "THOUGH INCONVENIENT, WHEN KILLING THE PEOPLE, BE SURE TO NOT TO HURT THEIR TREES (BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WASTEFUL)."<br>8. " DON'T STOP WITH KILLING THEIR SOLDIERS.  RUB IT IN.  DIP YOUR FEET IN THEIR BLOOD AND LET YOUR DOGS DRINK IT." how wonderful~<br>7. " DON'T ANONYMOUSLY KILL BIN LADEN AND OMAR IN A BOMBING RAID.  AFTER KILLING THEIR FOLLOWERS, PUBLICLY HANG THEM FOR ALL TO SEE." - isn't that what the Tabilan does with their own prisoners? Ugh.<br>6. "GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.  CUT OFF THEIR HANDS AND FEET BEFORE HANGING THEM."<br>5. "NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH THE ENEMY.  KILL THEM, SHOWING NO MERCY AT ALL." - and you wonder why the nazis were crazy?<br>4. " DON'T BE A SISSY.  HAVE NO COMPASSION FOR THESE NON-BELIEVERS.  KILL THEM WHILE THEY'RE PRAYING IN CHURCH.  KILL YOUNG AND OLD ALIKE, AND EVEN THOSE TOO FEEBLE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES." - again with the nazis...<br>3. " DON'T JUST KILL THE HEATHENS.  STEAL THEIR PROPERTY AND GIVE IT TO THE SOUTHERN BAPTIST CONVENTION." - does this sound like Kristnallnacht? Sick bastards.<br>2. " DON'T WASTE MONEY ON P.O.W. CAMPS.  THROW YOUR CAPTIVES OFF A CLIFF." - at least the nazis didn't do that~~<br>1. "JUST REMEMBER THIS SIMPLE RULE: KILL EVERYTHING THAT BREATHES AND DESTROY EVERYTHING IN SIGHT." - how wonderfully peaceful~~~~<br><br>They also tell you where in the Bible is says those things too. Horribly sick bastards. (the people that wrote this web site I mean). <br><br>AHH! Look at this sick article on Kwaanza!! They call it "Ghetto slang for murder!" AHHH! Look at this picture they have!! AHH! What proganda!! AHHH!!!! LOOK AT THIS!! "They may be killing white babies left and right, but no one wants to be training new help when you are expecting over 250 people over for a Christmas party." Oh man, I literally think I am going to puke. <br><br>Oh my god, I just clicked on an ad that said "God told me to hate you, support the NRA {national rifle association", and up popped a NRA KKK web site, where "KKK" stood for "Kooky Kidz Korner"!! And they have all these little kids with guns!!! Oh boy! Look at NRA KKK kid of the month! It's an 8 year old boy with a nazi Luger! YAY!! Oh, and look! It's NRA KKK Girl of the month! A 5 year old girl with a Remmington 10-gauge double-barrel shotgun! YAY! <br><br>Holy S H I T !!! Look at this " Drawing Contest Winners! - Check out this majorly awesome art from all-American kidz just like you!" Look at this "winning" drawings!!! -this one's especially sick "Bingo's brains go pop-pop!" <br><br><br>Ok, Paul, I was happy when I got up today, but now I am go disgusted and pissed, that I can't even continue this, just be happy my previous post lost, it was still about 4-5 times longer than this one.<br><br>Just one last thing, look at the title above the Kwaanza article - <br><br><br>That's it, I here by slap Paul on the ass.<br><br><br><br><br><br>Paul, as for saying "funny because it's true", you should be killed for it. The sickest thing, is that site is a real site.<br>

*ignores all of warrens religious shit*<br><br>chickenhead.com? jewwatch.com? thanks warren.

dear warren,<br>you fucking moron.<br>yours sincerely,<br>paul

no warren, you see this is why you fucking jesus lovers are such dickheads. cant you take a fucking joke? <br><br>you cant even tell the difference between reality and . fuck you.

Come on Warren, calm down. That site is a hoax. You knew that, right?

*darth vader voice*<br><br>his feeble mind can not handle the power of the farce!

??? Umm, first of all, I'm Jewish, and second of all, it's a hoax? I kind of thought it was, but I didn't really know. They did a good job making it look real . I thought it was a hoax, but it looked too real. No, Paul, I cannot handle the farce, but I can handle the force.<br><br>No hard feelings Paul, I just discovered a new kickass band yesterday, Kittie, it's the female version of Slipknot, it's so good! <br><br>Jewish God - Ha ha Warren, Paul fooled you good!<br><br>Warren - Yeah yeah...but the site did look real...<br><br>Jewish God - Yeah, I knew it was a hoax the whole time, I just wanted to see how pissed you'd get.<br><br>Warren - Well, I did get pretty pissed, but I'm fine now, I'm listening to Kittie - Spit right now.<br><br>Jewish God - Oy! That girl in Kittie screams like some kind of dying animal!<br><br>Warren - I know! Isn't it good!<br><br>Jewish God - Yes! I'm listening to Kittie - PaperDoll right now.<br><br>Warren - Cool, see ya.

isnt the christian god and jewish god the same except jews dont think christ was that important?<br><br>anywhoo, down! with! religion! etc!

The Jewish God and Christian God are different, but what I don't understand, is why do Christians worship Jesus, the son of God, and not really God himself? That's gotta make him pissed if people praise his son, and not him.<br><br>And yes, religion has screwed over the world, look at the war right now! The world says it's a political war, which it is, but the Taliban, and their supporters, say it's a holy war. Really, Islam is a peaceful religion, it's entire goal is not peace, as where Buddism, Hinduism, Judiasm, and Confusionism (Confusionism is so funny, it makes it seem like the people are confused) are based on peace, Christianity is in the middle, it's peace and violence, but it's pretty much what people make it as. The Spanish Inquisation made Christianity a violent religion, burning the faces off of people who didn't believe, but then look at the African Christanity, all they do is sing and dance! Just like Judiasm, people just sing and dance, so that would be peaceful. Hinduism is great when those really skinny guys go in those really weird positions; how can a religion that people go into funny positions be violent? Especially that they can't fight when they're in those silly positions. Plus, having the goal is nirvana (being one with nature), is damn peaceful. Same with Buddism. Judiasm is based on trying to keep peace when everyone's trying to kill you. It's a very lenient religion, right in the Torah (Jewish Bible), it says God does not think of you any less if you are not religious, and does not think of anyone who is religious any higher. Just the opposite of Christianity. And why is it that Christianity is the only religion that doesn't end in -ism? -ism words are funny! Oh, well Islam ends in -m, so that still counts.