by BurningSheep » May 19, 2002 @ 8:56pm
2005, me visiting las vegas for the first time...
me: Nothing to declare, sir
Customs guy: *looks at me with suspicion* ... You've been eating GUMMI BEARS now HAVEN'T you?
Me: NO, I swear...
Customs guy: SHOW ME YOUR TONGUE, HOODLUM!
Me: Bwey hath neffuh aethem gwummi bwears, sjir
Customs guy: Hmm, you seem to be clean.... If you just sign this form stating you have never eaten and never will eat gummi bears... you are free to go, but i'll be watching you...
Me: *quickly grabs felt tip pen out of pocket to sign form*
Customs guy: A HA!! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, SONNY!!!
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