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A long time ago I went to a camp, and they had one of those survival courses. Apparently you can drink your urine like 5 times or something, but after that it becomes toxic.

Poop on the other hand, should never be eaten.

But you can eat those cattail plants, the ones with the big fuzzy thing at the top. I tried it, and they taste like cucumber.

You can eat dandy long leg spiders, but not the red ones. I doubt they would fill you up, but they are like vitamins.

You can also eat inchworms, something I didn’t try, but a few people in my camp did, i forget what their reaction was.

yeah, and lesbians like to eat cats.

oh wait...

Absolutely, I've done it.

Yeah, and gay guys eat roosters.

so... you've eaten cats eh? interesting... MARGE. i really wanted to know that. MARGE.

u could always get one of those contraptions that the dude had in WaterWorld. You piss into it..... it filters it and then you get fresh drinking water. Y do i doubt that would ever work. As Dana Carvey said "You can't piss into a Mr. Coffee and get Taster's Choice"

NASA already has a "piss" recycler. Here is a link about it.



If you search around, you might find a picture of the machine. I saw a picture of it on a Discovery Channel show.