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On October 23rd, from 6:02AM to 6:02PM, the world will be celebrating Mole Day! If you have no clue on what Mole Day is, a "mole" in chemistry is the number of hydrogen molecules in 1 gram, so 1 mole (1mol) equals 6.02x10^23. So you can see the date comes from it. 6:02 on 10/23. It's like Pi Day, March 14th. Anyway,

YEAH! Chem Association has a club meeting today! Woop!

Some REALLY bad Mole Day jokes courtesy of moleday.org-

Q: On which American mountain was Avogadro's face carved in stone?
A: Mount Rushmole

Q: How would you describe Avogadro's room while he was a teenager?
A: A Molar mess

Q: What are mammoles?
A: Four-legged animoles

Q: What area did Avogadro explore?
A: The South Mole

Q: What did Avogadro call his church service?
A: Molar Mass

Q: How did Avogadro get through the desert?
A: He rode on a camole

Q: What are school holidays for mole students?
A: Mole Day, October 23 and Mole-oween

Q: What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?
A: "To mole or not to mole, this is the question."

Q: What sugar do moles prefer?
A: Mole-tose

Q: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?
A: He makes mountains out of mole hills

Q: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?
A: Molybdenum

Q: What are moles made of?
A: Molecules

Q: What kind of make-up does the mole wear on his eyelashes?
A: Molescara

Q: What happens when a mole bites a dog?
A: He becomes Moleicious!

Q: What is a mole's favorite soup?
A: Molestrone

Q: What did the mole say to the cow?
A: Molek does a body good!


I know they're horrible, but I actually like the one about molybdenum, LOL!

... wait! Those aren't JOKES! They're just "mole" in the place of other synonyms!

...and that's why they are SOOOO bad!

LOCK THIS THREAD! ;P

or do you mean MOLE it?

(Ha ha ha... NO)

But seriously, though, this should be locked before it becomes a pit of total insanity.

I agree, Molechael Walker!

(ha ha ha.. NO)

Did you know that if a mole of snowflakes covered the entire earth equally we'd be buried under something like 3 miles of snow at every point? That's crazy!


Yeah I remember that from chem last year.

nooooooo but i just have too!

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LOL! At least that cartoon is funny!

I still don't like using moles, because 1 mol of oxygen and 1 mol of helium are two different things. What does a mole really equal? Yeah, it's 6.02x10^23, but what does that mean? Right now, I'm trying to figure out how many atoms are in 1 g of uranium-235. Is it (6.02x10^23)/235 = 2.6x10^21? I think that's the answer, but not sure. Just, my question is how do you convert amu, mol, and grams around? Well, I have chemistry tomorrow, we're continuing moles.

As for my sig (even though no one asked about it...), it means that 50kg of uranium-235 is the supercritial mass required for total nuclear fission (alpha particle hits u-235 nucleis, breaks into 2 pieces and released 2-3 neutrons, who smash into more atoms causing a chain reaction) of all the atoms in 1 microsecond (0.0000001s), or in other words, the formula for an atomic bomb .