by Michael Y » May 11, 2002 @ 3:15am
lol
however, why would jesus even speak to a warez'er?
JOHN: Oh mighty jesus, could you please let me win the Snails giveaway?
JESUS: Did I hear something? No, it must have been the wind...
JOHN: Um, hello?
JESUS: (whistles)
JOHN: Oh, come on God; you know you can hear me!
JESUS: I think I'll go eat a muffin
JOHN: THIS IS ENOUGH! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE ME AN ANSWER! RESPOND TO ME!!!!
JESUS: That reminds me... my toaster is broken! I'll have to go fix it now! (leaves)
JOHN: GRRRR!
On a happier note, I do believe that John has indeed stopped all warez. Though I have not seen his installed games list, he was playing Solitaire for over an hour on the bus ride today. If that's not a sign of boredom, then what is?