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Postby brendan » Jun 15, 2002 @ 8:06am

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Postby Hosed » Jun 15, 2002 @ 8:14am

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Postby gamefreaks » Jun 15, 2002 @ 1:13pm

...thats a good idea. Almost as good as that x=1-x to toggle a number.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. -Woody Allen
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Postby BurningSheep » Jun 15, 2002 @ 1:37pm

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Postby Hosed » Jun 16, 2002 @ 10:50am

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Postby BurningSheep » Jun 16, 2002 @ 11:04am

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Postby andys » Jun 16, 2002 @ 1:06pm

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Postby Quirk » Jun 19, 2002 @ 9:47am

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Postby fzammetti » Jun 19, 2002 @ 2:50pm

...and so I said to Mr. Gates: "$640 billion should be enough for anyone!"
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Postby Varkentje » Jul 7, 2002 @ 12:23am

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Postby Dan East » Jul 7, 2002 @ 1:16am

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Postby brendan » Jul 7, 2002 @ 6:49am

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Postby MirekCz » Jul 7, 2002 @ 5:42pm

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Postby BurningSheep » Jul 7, 2002 @ 6:17pm

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Postby Dan East » Jul 7, 2002 @ 7:29pm

:) I would imagine a good optimizer would catch that. It would be fun to write a compiler someday. I can see some possible warning messages for that one:

error C3153: Software Developer requires sleep

fatal error C2850: Software Developer responsible for this line of code is an idiot

warning C3910: Why are you compiling software at 3 AM?

error C2501: Exceeded 10,000 lines of code without encountering a single comment.

fatal error C4010: An unknown syntax error was encountered between lines 5 and 2751

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