Caesar wrote:I think people misunderstand me. I am saying that all countries have a right to nuclear arsonals unless they are going to be using them on other countries directly or by proxy.
Brigistan: "I just want to make nukes to protect my people."
UN: "Oh gee, well that sounds fair."
Russia: "We'll provide scientists and nuclear material on the cheap!"
*Two years later... The Holy See gets nuked by The Libertarian Atheists League.*
*Four million dollars shows up in an account of the Grand High Emporer with Great Hair of Brigistan. The Emporer enies any ties to the THS bombing before it occurs. Oops.*
*UN suggests peace talks.*
*Brigistan assimilates Caesarstan under threat of nuclear attacks.*
*UN suggests peace talks.*
*Brigistan launches a genocidal campaign against Caesarstan to ensure the purity of the Brig race.*
*UN suggests peace talks.*
*Brig stocks up on expensive scotch and changes his name to Kim Jong-Illest.*
*UN suggests peace talks.*
Truth is a possession.