by David Horn » Dec 16, 2002 @ 12:55am
Cellphones? Pah! I have a smartphone, so I don't get counted. Plus it distinguishes me from all the other yobs furiously "texting" away. I'm watching a movie, or surfing the internet.
Of course, there's always the possibility that I'll get mugged at some point, but I'm a coward.
I'll say, "Here, take it!" and run away.
Crosswind technique: "Using your peripheral vision, react to body movements, gasps, groans, and shouts from the other side of the cockpit, and always remember that it's better to be lucky than good."