Paul, what's sick is that that magazine was a Cosmopolitan! A magazine for teenage girls, and they have these disgusting articles in it!
Porno doesn't give you the anatomy though.
That's the thing Paul, getting the girl part... 'tis, it is much easier to click a mouse button

...but it obviously isn't like the real thing, but it takes work to get the real thing, not a couple mouse clicks, and that's what we need to do. I'm not saying to get a girl just for....I mean, it's just...AHH! I'm starting to ramble about nothing. I don't know, girls are not objects.
Accidents happen Moose? Do I really want to know what kind of accidents?