Oh, and ya, my hands are kind of small. I got just about every physical feature from my mother's side of the family, except for my dad's hairy-ness and acne. But in that picture I had my fingers curled up so they look even smaller than normal. They're not unusually small, their in proportion with the rest of me anyway.
But those are the two prettiest women I personally know. The one on the right, the picture doesn't do her justice at all. I agree about the too much makeup, but her personality is astronomically perfect. A picture isn't how I judge women, but that doesn't mean I don't know beauty when I see it

Paul, you're absolutely normal. Your eyes are not huge at all. All you need to do is fill out some, EXERCISE! GO TO THE GYM NOW!
And Warren doesn't know what felicitous means, either. Paul and I are just poetically stoic, or psychiatrically schizoid... whichever.